To the dienamic duo: I am sorry that it was me that you had to pick on.
I am sorry that you feel sorry for yourselves because the fact that I was brought up in a happy family as opposed to your broken ones, the fact that I still have childhood friends that I cherish and you do not, the fact that the people you fancy all seem to fancy me more, the fact that I have a loving boyfriend and you do not, the fact that my life seems to be a lot more lavish as compared to yours, the fact that you have to work while I am sponsored by my scholarship, the fact that my dad thinks that I deserve a lot more pocket money than your dad, the fact that i seem to get presents all the time while you sulk and the fact that I have three adorable pets and all you have is the lousy you. Now, now being the sad-asses that you both are, that's a lot of reasons to feel sorry about. So long live the miserable lives of the dienamic duo!
Oh... how I wish I could treat the both of you as you do to me. Unfortunately, I have a mum and dad that taught me to be nice to people so I won't. Lucky for you, your families do not hold such values, so good for you. At least, you won't have trouble sleeping at nights.
"Too bad, the truth hurts"